Report
by:
Ant Yeomans
Pictures by: Sarah
Bromley / Rob Crayton
/ Joolze
Dymond
Sleepless
In The Saddle
- 24 hours endurance event

Craig, Daz,
Ant, Matt - The calm before the storm...literally!
Saturday 6th August 2011. The
weather is good, the ground rock hard and the sky is clear blue,
yet there’s a storm brewing. A storm of revenge, to wash
away the bitter taste of a narrowly missed podium in the same
event from 2010.
Same faces, just a year older:
Matt Greensill a runner, cyclist, and endurance
athlete
Craig Bromley ‘The Boss’, a downhill
expert, an XC die hard and Cavendish-esque road sprinter
Daz Corcoran 'The Rock', the mental backbone,
XC racer turned road riding frontman
and me Ant Yeomans

Shoulders back, chest out and.......FOCUS!
At 1pm the crowds gathered for
the usual pre race spiel and the team stood together for the
last time for 24 hours, amongst what turned out to be the biggest
turn out ever at Sleepless in the Saddle.
As the riders grouped under the Start/Finish arch, heart rates
quickened as the countdown began.
Matt Greensill taking the front line in a cruel 1 mile run to
kick off a 24 hour interval session.
The clock hit 1400rs and bang. That’s it. At the first
corner there’s a frenzy of arms, legs, helmets and lycra.
Matt is clear of all the field with a blistering pace from the
arena, every single rider was behind him. Not a bad start!

Matt showing the field a clean pair of heals
As the runners came back into
the arena our man was a great 6th position and well clear of
the stampede. Position A.
With a single handed grab of the bike and a 3 foot leap over
the saddle without breaking step Matt was away. All we had to
do now was wait.

Still setting the pace
The 7 mile course was fast. Not
nearly as many long climbs as Mountain Mayhem but short, sharp
punchy climbs which needed attacking. This made it a tough 42
minute average lap. The single-track was tight in places, rooty
in others and flat out in many. With a hard baked surface, traction
was generally as good as you could ask for but lead you into
some corners with speed that called on Lady Luck more than a
few times.
41 minutes after the start gun,
Matt was back in the arena and we were up there somewhere with
the leaders. A clear run for me with no traffic en-track until
the last mile where we were lapping some of the slower first
lap riders - all good. Brommo was the next gun out and a lightning
turn of pace out of the arena for his virgin lap. Back at the
camp, amongst recovery drinks and face filling, the stories
had began with tales of twists, turns, spills and thrills as
Daz left to grab the batten off The Boss for his first lap.
Minutes later, catastrophe. Craig enters camp with a face like
thunder and a sick looking back wheel. A 4" nail in the
tyre and three broken spokes together with a 3 mile run in disco
slippers will do that to you!

Rear flat and 3 spokes desployed....nice day for a run!
Oh well at least there will be a mechanical stand in the arena
to help out. Not. SRAM pulled out at the last minute leaving
the The Boss and everyone else to fend for themselves. Wait
a minute. I’ve got spare spokes! Too long. Hang on, Daz
has got some spare spokes...too short! Craig’s looking
really happy now.
Anyway, with a bit of lap juggling,
Craig hugging, a bit of help from the boys in the HOPE TECHNOLOGY
tent who came up with the right size spoke, and we we're back
in business. Craig was having to remember all his wheel building
skills and the wheel was not giving up lightly popping another
spoke on the re-build. Still 40 minutes later and just 5-6 minutes
down from where we were it was all gas for go again.

Some tongue action from Ant!

Daz Corcoran

Craig fully committed...as usual
Show us your teeth Matt
To give Craig the time to sort
his bike, Daz jumped in one slot earlier to take Craigs lap.
As he set off feeling proud to step in and help his team mate
in his hour of need, the sky went dark, very dark. It was still
daytime. Like a scene from Armageddon the heavens opened. The
feeling of pride must have shifted to hatred pretty quickly.
It was a mud bath. The fast rolling course turned into a sticky,
slippy, heavy, claggy mudfest within minutes. Daz returned looking
like he’d been shot with a sh1t gun. “Thanks Craig”
came the cheerful greeting. As the race calmed down and after
12 hours we were in 6th position but only a matter of minutes
separated us from the podium.

Daz short-changed by order swop - thanks Craig!

The night laps were cruel. Cold
under the clear skies and the course, although drying out from
the downpour and getting wetter with a heavy dew. The roots
in the single-track were deadly and lap times were getting longer.
It was the same for everyone and we know that we just needed
to keep getting out there and doing what we train for.
The nights are hard, the mixture of being bloated, feeling sick,
and the need to eat, they become as much a test of mental strength
as physicall. A double night lap gave the other team mates a
2-3 hour rest between intervals. I couldn’t imagine what
it would have been like to do 2 doubles back to back in the
night! I know I’ll ask Craig who did this to recover the
lap he missed!!!

Tony Yeomans
After 22 hours of racing we had
hit 4th place and were gaining fast. Tiredness was overcome
by adrenaline and we regained focus. This is it!
As I waited in the change over
area for Craig to hand me the baton the commentary confirmed
our position….
“In first place we have ‘The Army Cycling Union’
followed by ‘Columbia Pronghorn’ in close second.
In turn followed closely by ‘ME YOU HIM and HIM’
who are only half a minute ahead of the ‘Rapid Racer Products’
team. This is one close battle for the podium with only 2 hours
to go!”

I looked around and saw the rider from ME YOU HIM and HIM in
the changeover area, a distinctive purple race shirt. He clocked
me and we laughed. Nervously. The next second Craig powered
in to the arena flat out, followed closely by a similar distinctive
purple race shirt.
The Boss had got us back into 3rd but by just a few seconds.
I left the arena, hit the first climb, charged the flat across
the camp field and hit the second climb. I felt good. Legs were
fresh. Head was clear. As I crested the second climb a purple
shirt came along side, standing on the pedals, snorting. He
pulled away and I had nothing to give other than keep him in
eye shot. In the single track he gained nothing. On the flat
he pulled away. Eventually back at the arena he had put 40 seconds
on me. Gutted, frustrated
and broken I handed over to Daz in a whirlwind, and left the
arena.
An announcement came.
“ ME YOU HIM and HIM in 4th position” …. What????
…..
“They are chasing Craven
Energy who are in 3rd position who in turn are chasing Columbia
Pronghorn and ACU 1”.
Who the hell are Craven Energy
and where the hell did they come from? There was some riders
discussing that another cateogry had been dumped in ours shuffling
the order but we have no idea what happened.
Time was running out but there
was still Matt and Craig to do a lap. One final push to muster.
If there were two riders to put out there these were the two
that could nail it.
Their final laps were awesome and they were destroyed. 38-39
minute laps after 24 hours of sleep deprived xc racing is amazing.
On the blast of the horn at the
end of the 24hrs it was still unconfirmed as we waited to see
who came in.
But then …
Craven Energy rolled in in second place !!!!!!!!!
ACU 1 had done 1 extra lap so although not first over the line
after the horn they were the clear winner.
2 minutes later Columbia Pronghorn rolled in to take the last
podium spot.
6 minutes later were the unknown nemesis ME YOU HIM and HIM
followed closely by Brommo who had emptied his tanks to do his
fastest lap of the event to give us a hard fought but incredibly
well deserved 5th spot amongst a tough field of competition.

Nothing left there then?
It was cruel.
It was hard racing.
There were lessons.
There was upset.
At the end of the day there were
4 teams that had a better result than us.
Was it an inbalance of luck or just xc racing? What if……?
I’m sure all teams would
be on the podium if they were given their ‘what if’s.
Next time we’ll be another
year older but do you know what? …. so will they!
Pos.... Time..........
Team
1..... 35 24:36:20.... ACU 1
2..... 34 24:12:39.... CRAVEN ENERGY / C & N CYCLES CREW
3..... 34 24:14:00.... COLUMBIA BIKEFOOD PRONGHORN RACING
4..... 34 24:20:30.... ME YOU HIM AND HIM
5..... 34 24:21:11.... RAPID RACER PRODUCTS
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